Life Guide: The Complete Cynic's Guide to Life

Yesterday is like a dung heap. You can complain about the smell or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden. - jlh

The third certainty of life, after death and taxes, is that nothing will work out the way you want. Life is fully as bad as you think it is - some days just go to Hell faster than others. - jlh

A Cynic is one understands that people are motivated wholly by self-interest. Do not confuse this factual definition of Cynic with the ill-spirited description, "a sneering and sarcastic faultfinding critic."

Life Guide: The Complete Cynic's Guide to Life

Monday, January 18, 2010

National Brotherhood Week - Tom Lehrer

Everyone does what they do, and it is meddling to try to stop them .

Sunday, December 13, 2009

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. - H. L. Mencken

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H. L. Mencken

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

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