Monday, December 7, 2015
Taoism: It's only shit if you think it is
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Buddhism: Maybe it isn't really shit
Evangelism: Shit portends the end of the world
Zen: Flush your own shit
Catholicism: When shit happens, I deserve it
Protestantism: When shit happens, THEY deserve it
Islam: When shit happens, blame an infidel
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, 'Shit Happens'
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Dong
Atheism: It's all shit
TV Evangelism: Here's some more shit
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit