Monday, December 7, 2015

Religions of the World


Taoism: It's only shit if you think it is

Hinduism: This shit happened before

Buddhism: Maybe it isn't really shit

Evangelism: Shit portends the end of the world

Zen: Flush your own shit

Catholicism: When shit happens, I deserve it

Protestantism: When shit happens, THEY deserve it

Islam: When shit happens, blame an infidel

Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, 'Shit Happens'

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?

Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Dong

Atheism: It's all shit

TV Evangelism: Here's some more shit

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit

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